Tatjana Patitz
Nude

Actress and sexy seductress Tatjana Patitz caught the eyes (and flies) of the world by walking the runway directly to every man’s zipper. With her blonde buxomness and lengthy legs, this German supermodel (who was raised in Sweden) is every man’s fantasy and gets off on it, availing her ass-sets to fashion magazines and films such as Ready to Wear (1994) and Rising Sun (1993). In the latter she gave Wesley Snipes’s snake a shake by baring her hard-tipped tatjs. Mr. Skin can hardly keep his son from rising just thinking about it. In Restraining Order (1999), you’ll have to hold back from instantly relieving yourself at the site of Patitz’s German meatballs. What hot and tasty teat treats! Be it a nip slip on the catwalk or tit pop at the box office, Tatjana’s offerings are guaranteed to add an entire library to your wank bank. While we could never complain about a hottie like her showing anything, we do feel a tinge of disappointment that Patitz is kaput when it comes to skin-ful content after 1999. In face, her career seems to have stalled after her last known appearance in a music video by Korn titled Make Me Bad. We’d love to make you bad, babe, but after looking at your filmography it seems you beat us to it! Here’s to hoping that someday in the near future we will happen across a treasure trove of lost footage featuring Tatjana’s supple assets. Optimism is all we have in times of draught!